This remix of the popular Breast Milk, Vaginal Discharge, and Boiled Shoelace Ice Cream includes the addition of a new ingredient - female ejaculate. Made with the highest quality breast milk, freshly collected vaginal discharge, female ejaculate, and boiled shoelace, this ice cream is not only delicious but also packed with nutrients and health benefits. The sweetness of the breast milk pairs perfectly with the tanginess and richness of the vaginal discharge and female ejaculate, while the boiled shoelace adds a unique texture and flavor. The P Diddy CD adds a bold and unexpected flavor that takes this ice cream to the next level.
Ingredients:
Yield: servings
2 cups of fresh breast milk
1/2 cup of freshly collected vaginal discharge
1/2 cup of freshly collected female ejaculate
1 boiled shoelace, cut into small pieces
1 cup of heavy cream
1/2 cup of granulated sugar
1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
1 P Diddy CD
Instructions:
Step 1
Start by sterilizing all equipment and utensils that will be used in the process, including the collecting containers, ice cream maker, and P Diddy CD.
Step 2
Collect 2 cups of fresh breast milk from a lactating mother. Use a sterile container to prevent contamination.
Step 3
Collect 1/2 cup of freshly collected vaginal discharge. Use a sterile container and make sure to follow proper hygiene procedures.
Step 4
Collect 1/2 cup of freshly collected female ejaculate. Use a sterile container and make sure to follow proper hygiene procedures.
Step 5
In a medium saucepan, heat 1 cup of heavy cream over medium-low heat until heated through.
Step 6
Add in 1/2 cup of granulated sugar and stir until completely dissolved.
Step 7
Add in 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract and stir to combine.
Step 8
Break the P Diddy CD into small pieces and add to the cream mixture. Stir until the CD pieces are melted and fully incorporated into the mixture.
Step 9
Pour the heated cream mixture into a large mixing bowl and let it cool to room temperature.
Step 10
Once cooled, add in the 2 cups of breast milk, 1/2 cup of vaginal discharge, 1/2 cup of female ejaculate, and the boiled shoelace pieces. Mix well to combine.
Step 11
Transfer the mixture to the ice cream maker and churn according to the manufacturer’s instructions.
Step 12
Once the ice cream has reached the desired consistency, transfer it to a freezer-safe container and freeze for at least 2 hours before serving.
Step 13
Serve the Breast Milk, Vaginal Discharge, and Female Ejaculate Boiled Shoelace Ice Cream with P Diddy Remix in small scoops and enjoy the unique and inclusive flavor, packed with essential nutrients and health benefits.